Tuition Tacticians Gifts

"Whoever guesses which cup the college tuition is under, gets it."

"It must have been nice to get spotted all those medical school loans."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Kitchen Tetris

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Good luck with all the revision...

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Examinations.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

Institutions Controlling Money

"I think you left something of your resumé... writer of fiction!"

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"He only made first four installments."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"I try to get a head start on them."

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

'Why don't we do what we always do when sales lag, write 'New and improved' on the box...'

I would like to start a regualr investment program that will help pay my daughter's college textbooks

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

"Higher learning gets higher each year."

Golf

"This one goes out to the lovers who aren’t intimidated by my tip jar."

"Why, yes, I am 'still working on that.' You know what I'm not working on? Your gratuity!"

"How much do you think I should I tip myself?"