Tub Tune Crooner Gifts

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Bashful in Nashville

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Violinist.

Ralph Stanley

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

A tuba and love hearts

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Bach in a Hot Tub!

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

Music from the moon.

This'n song here, "She Done Me Wrong 'n' That Ain't Right," goes out to my high school english teacher.

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

Dolly Parton

Rhinestone Accountant

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Banjo Player

'One more yippeee-ki-yi from Roy Rogers back there,and i'm putting a hoof through that guitar.'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

'The song made it seem so much more serene.'

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

Tin Pan Alley - There May Be Trouble Ahead

The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.

Balloon Musician

Bobby Biddle, world's worst country singer.