Tub Tune Crooner Pillows

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

Bashful in Nashville

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Violinist.

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

A tuba and love hearts

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Music from the moon.

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

Bach in a Hot Tub!

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

Rhinestone Accountant

Dolly Parton

Banjo Player

The New Modern-Day Lament.

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'The song made it seem so much more serene.'

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

Balloon Musician

The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.