Truth-teller Fan Gifts

"Have you ever considered that you haven't been promoted because you're and idiot?"

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

This side is the gag reel.

Moby Dick

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Freedom of the press

Ask A Silly Question.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Romulus and Remus

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

Bertolt Brecht

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

'Of course, it's your business, but I wouldn't ever start a resume with 'Once upon a time in a land far far away!''

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

Candor is the Best Policy

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

Frog Prince

Truth, Justice, Equal Time.

"I see you on a beach..."

'No, I don't want to change my long distance phone company, and,,, Yes, I should have known it was you calling'

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

"Forget about tall and handsome. What about portfolio 10 year highs and lows?"

'Hey, Ruby, want to give this guy an estimate?'

"I made that video while doped up on catnip. That's why I'm warning you to stay away from drugs."