Truth-teller Fan T-Shirts

"Have you ever considered that you haven't been promoted because you're and idiot?"

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Moby Dick

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Freedom of the press

Ask A Silly Question.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Romulus and Remus

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

'Of course, it's your business, but I wouldn't ever start a resume with 'Once upon a time in a land far far away!''

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

Candor is the Best Policy

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

Truth, Justice, Equal Time.

"Forget about tall and handsome. What about portfolio 10 year highs and lows?"

'No, I don't want to change my long distance phone company, and,,, Yes, I should have known it was you calling'

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"I see you on a beach..."

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

Frog Prince

'Hey, Ruby, want to give this guy an estimate?'