Trucker Chic Aficionado Gifts

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Undersized Load

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Wearing all black

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

One Man and Two Trucks

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

D.O.T asks a dog driver:'Where's your trainer?'

Dog Driving a Truck

Semiliterate.

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

Two men and dogs hang outside a truck.

'Your truck passes my safety inspection, but you better clean the dashboard before the EPA declares it a hazardous waste dump.'

'Dagnabbit! First muh truck breaks down, now my darn dog's gone and run off.'

"The hybrid engine says you care. The gross tonnage says get the hell out of my way."