Trucker Chic Aficionado Mugs

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Moon Pies.

Undersized Load

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

Wearing all black

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

One Man and Two Trucks

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

Dog Driving a Truck

Semiliterate.

He was a pick-up. She was a dump truck. it was bound to be a bumpy road ahead.'

Two men and dogs hang outside a truck.

'Your truck passes my safety inspection, but you better clean the dashboard before the EPA declares it a hazardous waste dump.'

"The hybrid engine says you care. The gross tonnage says get the hell out of my way."

Trucker

'Dagnabbit! First muh truck breaks down, now my darn dog's gone and run off.'