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The grass is always greener.

'The Gawlaks have two palm trees!'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"At last - no Trump."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'Let's talk climate change.'

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

Lei-ing Hens

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

"I just feel like a cliche."

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

"Oh, thank heavens!! A fourth!"

OUT TO LUNCH sign hanging on a palm tree on a desert island.

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

Crisp New England Air.

Vacation away from the government.

Private Island

"The good news is that all the teachers loved the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that a dozen of them are out today, with splitting headaches."

"Do you think that I nag you too much, Ralph?"