Tropical Retreats Gifts

The grass is always greener.

'The Gawlaks have two palm trees!'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

"At last - no Trump."

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

'Let's talk climate change.'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Lei-ing Hens

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

"I just feel like a cliche."

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

"Oh, thank heavens!! A fourth!"

OUT TO LUNCH sign hanging on a palm tree on a desert island.

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

Vacation away from the government.

Private Island

Crisp New England Air.