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'It'll need cutting back before the Spring.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Flower sniffer

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"Beware of dog"

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

"I just feel like a cliche."

Danger Coconuts

Clancy: Loud Clothes

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!'

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

Desert island hammock.

OUT TO LUNCH sign hanging on a palm tree on a desert island.

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

Private Island

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

"Have you come about the barmans' job?"

'The worse part is there's no ATM here.'

'I think there's something wrong with the water feature, Gerald.'

"She's my cousin from Florida."

Palm tree as big as the desert island.

"Spend more time together! Go on a cruise together! Well that's the last time we listen to your Mother!"