Tropical Oasis Enthusiast Gifts

'It'll need cutting back before the Spring.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Flower sniffer

"Beware of dog"

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

"I just feel like a cliche."

'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!'

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

Danger Coconuts

Clancy: Loud Clothes

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

OUT TO LUNCH sign hanging on a palm tree on a desert island.

Desert island hammock.

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

Private Island

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

"Have you come about the barmans' job?"

'The worse part is there's no ATM here.'

'I think there's something wrong with the water feature, Gerald.'

"She's my cousin from Florida."

Palm tree as big as the desert island.

"Spend more time together! Go on a cruise together! Well that's the last time we listen to your Mother!"