Outdoor Oasis Lover Gifts

'I think there's something wrong with the water feature, Gerald.'

Back Yard

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Relaxing in the Sun

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Sunbathing in Autumn

"Marco ..."

Man showing in the rain.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

A man rakes a tree

Mad about Roses!

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Desert Island Mishap

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Picnic with thieves

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

Bird Bath.

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"Plus $600 for delivery."

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"Go ahead, it’ll put fur on your chest."