Outdoor Oasis Seekers Gifts

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

'Not that net!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Rock Climber

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Mad about Roses!

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Desert Island Mishap

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

"Why do leaves change color?"

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Fishing Boat Derby

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Bird Bath.

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

A skier and a paraglider