Tropical Disease Expert Gifts

'Hey doctor, how come I'm totally alone in this section?'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Disease Management

Booster shots

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

Caliologist

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"Will you call me?"

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

World Health Organization

"Aways the victim."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

Sportscasters on the Savannah

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

World hunger

Zika Mosquitos

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

"If we didn't fly, would we just be called 'butter'?"

Vis10n Impaired

Battle against Ebola.

Swine Flu danger as a pandemic

'Sorry, but sorting through garbage bins for food is pretty much what the future holds for you...'

"Actually I feel great but I read on the coronavirus blog that that might just be a symptom."

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

'You think you're close? Listen Bud, I wrote the book on extinction!'

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

"One day, son, all this will be yaws."

Anti Virus

"Have you seen my onesie?"

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito