Tropical Diseases Gifts

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Pina Coladas

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"Now you can send it."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

PIna Colada

"Noooooooooooo!"

'Catch this!'

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"Delivery."

Working Holiday.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

The hummingbird's hum.

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Death takes a holiday.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

The log burner is good for the environment, but the chainsaw isn't.

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'