Tropical Disease Specialist Gifts

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

"If there's one thing I learned out here, it's that rare, tropical diseases aren't so rare."

"One day, son, all this will be yaws."

Disease Management

Booster shots

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

Coronavirus

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

The Canary in the Coal Mine

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'Catch this!'

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Zika Epidemic

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

"Aways the victim."

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

"I'd say it's a fungal infection."

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

Ebola reaches USA.

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

Strainspotting

Contagious Diseases.

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

Viet Nam: Highly Contagious Variant

'M.R.S.A'