Infectious Disease Expert Gifts

Disease Management

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Coronavirus

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

The Canary in the Coal Mine

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'Catch this!'

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

"Aways the victim."

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

Zika Epidemic

World Health Organization

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.

"I'd say it's a fungal infection."

Ebola Clinic

Viet Nam: Highly Contagious Variant

Ebola reaches USA.

Strainspotting

Contagious Diseases.

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

'M.R.S.A'