Mold Expert Gifts

'It's not wallpaper Maury. it's MOLD!'

Disease Management

Pull the udder one

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

The Velvet Mesquite

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

A consumer guide to cheese.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

"Wait! Maybe they aren't just awesome bunk beds with cheese pillows!"

Biocafeteraologist

Tonight's Lecture: Earth's Biodiversity at Risk. Obviously, they've never looked inside my refrigerator.

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

"If we didn't fly, would we just be called 'butter'?"

Ocotillo

'Sorry, but sorting through garbage bins for food is pretty much what the future holds for you...'

It says he invented super glue.

"Still having some problems with the halitosis Mr Bobbins?"

"You must be the new barmaid."

A Vet? I had you picked in advertising.

"You've got to help me, Tom... my garden is out of control!"

'Sarah, meet my carpool - mouth wash, hair spray and after shave.'

"You've got humans."

The Pinon Pine

'Apart from that, how did the Autumn wild mushroom picking go?'

'Tv dinner'

Swines

The Gingerbread Man Decides to Stop Running. Haven't you people ever heard of the 5-second rule?!

'It's an American classic, with parts from Japan and Canada and assembled in Mexico.'

"I'll take your case, and those stage smells inn your backyard will be tracked down and eliminated."

The Blue Palo Verde

'You're right: Take a photo and put it online, maybe somebody can identify what type of insect we've caught...'

Acme fertilizer office has poster saying 'stink'.

"Hey there big fella. You're not here just for a bit of vacuuming are you?"