Tropical Disease Specialist Pillows

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

"If there's one thing I learned out here, it's that rare, tropical diseases aren't so rare."

"One day, son, all this will be yaws."

Disease Management

Booster shots

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Coronavirus

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

The Canary in the Coal Mine

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'Catch this!'

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

"Aways the victim."

Zika Epidemic

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

"I'd say it's a fungal infection."

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

Strainspotting

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

Ebola reaches USA.

Viet Nam: Highly Contagious Variant

Contagious Diseases.

'M.R.S.A'

"Sorry – there's a shortage of beds. On the bright side, you're way more infectious than the guy next to you."

MRSA Guide to hospital.