Tropical Disease Expert Pillows

'Hey doctor, how come I'm totally alone in this section?'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Disease Management

Booster shots

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

Caliologist

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"Will you call me?"

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"Aways the victim."

World Health Organization

Sportscasters on the Savannah

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

World hunger

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Zika Mosquitos

"Actually I feel great but I read on the coronavirus blog that that might just be a symptom."

"If we didn't fly, would we just be called 'butter'?"

Battle against Ebola.

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

Swine Flu danger as a pandemic

Vis10n Impaired

'Sorry, but sorting through garbage bins for food is pretty much what the future holds for you...'

'You think you're close? Listen Bud, I wrote the book on extinction!'

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

Anti Virus

"Have you seen my onesie?"

"One day, son, all this will be yaws."

"According to my calculations, the world's water level will not rise due to global warming!"

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito