Tropical Diseases Prints

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Pina Coladas

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"Now you can send it."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

PIna Colada

"Noooooooooooo!"

'Catch this!'

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

Working Holiday.

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

The hummingbird's hum.

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"Delivery."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Death takes a holiday.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

The log burner is good for the environment, but the chainsaw isn't.

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'