Trolley Olympian Gifts

'How's My Driving?' sign on supermarket shopper.

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

Shopping Trolley

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

A giant octopus clambers onto a small ship.

'I've just become a pensioner so I've put a down payment on my own hospital trolley.'

"What's next?"

Yachting.

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

Slowsave.

'There's room for one up top.'

"You've been under that car for hours, dear, and you promised to go shopping with me!"

'It's the only way I can get him to help me with the shopping.'

Woman runs on treadmill in front of refrigerator.

This one rolls a smidgen better....

"Hey, you're not my Joey!"

Trolley Rage.

"It's almost EXACTLY like being outdoors."

Shopping trolley testing department: 'That one went exactly where you wanted it to go, I'm going to have to fail it.'

Shopping fatigue.

'I wouldn't let you near me with a ten foot pole.'

Attn. shoppers beware suppermarket trolls

'Bloody 4WDs!'

"Nobody cares about my other trolley problems."

AnneMarie was convinced that her car had mysteriously shrunk while she was shopping.

Supermarket trolley driver receives training.

To avoid a messy disengagement tussle, Roy simply played the hand he was dealt. . .

'Return shopping carts here and there.'

Team GB line up at Vic's Cash for Gold.