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'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Math Dreams

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sigmund Freud.

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Schrödinger and his cat

"Bonk!"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

"Mine's bigger than yours."

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

Max Weber

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

Science And Society 1923

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

Capital

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

Albert Einstein