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"Look, I say 'Star Wars' and you say 'Strategic Defense Initiative,' so let's call the whole thing off."

That shows business confidence.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Man showing in the rain.

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Sulk Shows

Joe Biden

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

'He started it!'

Gladstone returning to Westminster without a new ticket

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

An election candidate giving contradicting promises.

Capital

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

GOP Congress is about to fall victim to the 2017 elections.

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"You always insist on having the last word!" "Sorry!"

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

Poll Dancing

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.