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"That makes sense." - "Sophism of the worst sort."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"I have no thumbs."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Sulk Shows

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'He started it!'

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"You always insist on having the last word!" "Sorry!"

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"You're an attorney. Don't stand so upright."

Mixed marriage: food fight

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'

"To be fair, Martha, you started it."

"My concession speech will be brief. You win."

"We're TV pundits debating the issues."

U.S. Male - Part Five

"How can we have an intelligent debate with you constantly butting in. . .??"

Unison plans strikes

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

'Recently my wife and I have had a row of these down the middle of the bed!'

Bad Knees.

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

'If you're not sorry then I'm not sorry. . .but if you're sorry then I'm sorry.'