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"That makes sense." - "Sophism of the worst sort."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"I have no thumbs."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Sulk Shows

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'He started it!'

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"You always insist on having the last word!" "Sorry!"

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

Mixed marriage: food fight

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

"You're an attorney. Don't stand so upright."

"To be fair, Martha, you started it."

"My concession speech will be brief. You win."

'Recently my wife and I have had a row of these down the middle of the bed!'

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

"How can we have an intelligent debate with you constantly butting in. . .??"

Unison plans strikes

Bad Knees.

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

'If you're not sorry then I'm not sorry. . .but if you're sorry then I'm sorry.'

Opposing viewpoint.