Trivial Argument Aficionado Gifts

"Look, I say 'Star Wars' and you say 'Strategic Defense Initiative,' so let's call the whole thing off."

That shows business confidence.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Man showing in the rain.

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Joe Biden

Sulk Shows

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'He started it!'

Gladstone returning to Westminster without a new ticket

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

An election candidate giving contradicting promises.

Capital

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

GOP Congress is about to fall victim to the 2017 elections.

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"You always insist on having the last word!" "Sorry!"

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

Poll Dancing

"But is it..?"

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."