Defender Of The Trivial T-Shirts

"This firm has a long history of bringing gravitas to frivolous lawsuits."

That shows business confidence.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Man showing in the rain.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

"If you haven't got a TV, what do you point your furniture at?"

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

"But is it..?"

Shaker Cornucopia

Diogenes and tourists

'It wasn't so much armed robbery as my client converting the owner's assets from sole proprietorship to a mutual fund.'

"Is that all you can say—'It's not messy'?"

"You call this a mere bagatelle?"

Vote! Wally Yomp, Congress: 'I promise to put the toilet seat down.'

" 'Perceptual and kinetic art have an intertwined development that cannot be totally disentangled; nevertheless perceptual, optical, or "virtual" movement—which always exists in tension with factual immobility—is an experience of a different order.' "

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'No thanks. This patch stops me craving for superflous functions.'

Godot Bound And Gagged In A Dark Office

"I like how you keep things simple."

"I always wanted to be nothing in the City."

'Just because!'

'Mininalism is a bit Lower Paleolithic Era, don't you think?'

Copyright is always right