Trivial Theorists Pillows

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Math Dreams

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sigmund Freud.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"Must be another paradigm shift."

Schrödinger and his cat

"Bonk!"

"Mine's bigger than yours."

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

Max Weber

Science And Society 1923

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

Capital

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

"I've looked at the work of Einstein and Hawking on 'time'. Dad, but they don't mention any explanation for the 'dog year'..."

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

Albert Einstein