Trivial Master Pillows

Remote control pirate bully

Historical memory is on life support.

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Baby Playing Violin

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

The Bare Minimum

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

I love being right.

Yo Yo Tricks.

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

'I guess this marks the beginning of the prin-ting dynasty!'

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

'Which Louis am I again?'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

Baby's First Opera

Pub Quiz

A man working on a model airplane

Here's a useful trick I taught her

A scientist with Biology, Chemistry and Science Trivia certificates on his wall

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Career coaching at a yoga studio

Company Awards - "The innovation Award goes to Henderson for living within his salary."