Trivia Master Pillows

Pub quiz night. Man says 'Oh no, look who's in ..' Three Wise Men sit at adjacent table.

Historical memory is on life support.

A cat will toy with a mouse before the kill. "What's the capital of mali?"

"I said, was it Manet or Monet who had syphilis?"

Trivia night - the arrival of God causes worry amongst the other competitiors.

I love being right.

"...specialist subject: London transport"

Mind versus matter.

"You're becoming very clued up, where's all this knowledge coming from?"

'What is the color of a red robin?' (tv quiz).

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

'I'm trying to keep up with the news. Who is this Ben Ghazi everyone is talking about?'

'I guess this marks the beginning of the prin-ting dynasty!'

"Poor guy is saddled with total recall. He remembers everything the New York Times has printed in the last 45 years."

Quiz Night: Questions on all subjects....

"Gracie, what can you tell us about El Cinco de Mayo?"

"George, a photoshop user from London, is that your finalfinalfinalfinal answer?"

Pub Quiz

"New York 'Times,' Saturday crossword, 1999, twenty-two minutes, ballpoint."

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

A scientist with Biology, Chemistry and Science Trivia certificates on his wall

"Free eye exams! 1. The capital of India is? 2. 234x123+37-567=? 3. What is the speed of light? 4. What is a yaffle?"

"Johnson breaks record so obscure even nerds don't care."

'I know you - you borrowed half a crown from me in 1958!'

'We are pleased to honor the first graduates of this great university who have majored in the ever-growing field of trivia.'

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

'Which Louis am I again?'

Match Quiz.

'Cleverclogs here has all the answers but never the right ones!'

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'