Music Trivia Master Pillows

'They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.'

Final Answers

Herman Mankiewicz

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Historical memory is on life support.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

I love being right.

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

'I guess this marks the beginning of the prin-ting dynasty!'

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

Music Quiz

'Which Louis am I again?'

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

Pub Quiz

A scientist with Biology, Chemistry and Science Trivia certificates on his wall

"Our amazing son knows who Jaco Pastorius is!"

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

"These images clearly show we were here long before mankind."

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

'No! The bully in Tom Brown's Schooldays was called 'Flashman' not 'Paxman'.'

E FAQ. I hate to say it, but you become a bit of a know-it-all when you're hanging out with those two.

"Johnson breaks record so obscure even nerds don't care."

When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in great shape.

So your IQ is 176, Peel? - 'Yeah!' - 'That's higher than Einstein.' - 'Cool.' - 'Do something amazing.' - 'I don't know how.' -

Quiz Night: Questions on all subjects....

Mind versus matter.

"They're called leftovers, not 'reruns'."