Musical Trivia Master Pillows

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Herman Mankiewicz

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Historical memory is on life support.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

I love being right.

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

'I guess this marks the beginning of the prin-ting dynasty!'

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

Music Quiz

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

'Which Louis am I again?'

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

Pub Quiz

"Our amazing son knows who Jaco Pastorius is!"

A scientist with Biology, Chemistry and Science Trivia certificates on his wall

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

'No! The bully in Tom Brown's Schooldays was called 'Flashman' not 'Paxman'.'

So your IQ is 176, Peel? - 'Yeah!' - 'That's higher than Einstein.' - 'Cool.' - 'Do something amazing.' - 'I don't know how.' -

Mind versus matter.

E FAQ. I hate to say it, but you become a bit of a know-it-all when you're hanging out with those two.

When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in great shape.

"Johnson breaks record so obscure even nerds don't care."

Quiz Night: Questions on all subjects....

'They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.'

"They're called leftovers, not 'reruns'."