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'They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.'

Final Answers

Herman Mankiewicz

Historical memory is on life support.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

I love being right.

'I guess this marks the beginning of the prin-ting dynasty!'

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

Music Quiz

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

'Which Louis am I again?'

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

Pub Quiz

A scientist with Biology, Chemistry and Science Trivia certificates on his wall

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

"Our amazing son knows who Jaco Pastorius is!"

'No! The bully in Tom Brown's Schooldays was called 'Flashman' not 'Paxman'.'

Mind versus matter.

"Johnson breaks record so obscure even nerds don't care."

When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in great shape.

Quiz Night: Questions on all subjects....

"They're called leftovers, not 'reruns'."

"You're becoming very clued up, where's all this knowledge coming from?"

'I'm trying to keep up with the news. Who is this Ben Ghazi everyone is talking about?'