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Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Herman Mankiewicz

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

Historical memory is on life support.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Bloody hell!"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

I love being right.

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'I guess this marks the beginning of the prin-ting dynasty!'

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

It's academic

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

"I think I just won Best Director!"

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

'Which Louis am I again?'

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

A scientist with Biology, Chemistry and Science Trivia certificates on his wall

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

Pub Quiz

'No! The bully in Tom Brown's Schooldays was called 'Flashman' not 'Paxman'.'

"Johnson breaks record so obscure even nerds don't care."

Mind versus matter.