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Herman Mankiewicz

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

It's academic

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"For his next picture, my client wants creative control, script approval, and a percentage of the gross. Is that clear?"

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

"You were never in The Birds..."

"Who's the actress that's married to the guy who was in that movie about cops with the actor who starred with the woman in that TV show about doctors?"

Elephants never forget.

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

'And who are your chosen subjects?'

Welsh countdown

"They're called leftovers, not 'reruns'."

'It's a smart TV - it only turns on for Mastermind.'

"Don't you know what happens to the naive blonde who goes into the dark cellar? Have you not read the script?"

"Any idea what's on the TV?"

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