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Three Amigos

Herman Mankiewicz

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Cary Grant

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

"For his next picture, my client wants creative control, script approval, and a percentage of the gross. Is that clear?"

It's academic

Vannamania

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

TV Zoo Trivia

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

"You were never in The Birds..."

Michael Douglas

"Who's the actress that's married to the guy who was in that movie about cops with the actor who starred with the woman in that TV show about doctors?"

Elephants never forget.

Tipping Point

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

"Says here that, since Coronation Street started, there have been 86 weddings and 124 deaths."

'And who are your chosen subjects?'

"They're called leftovers, not 'reruns'."

Welsh countdown

'It's a smart TV - it only turns on for Mastermind.'

"Don't you know what happens to the naive blonde who goes into the dark cellar? Have you not read the script?"

Cue-card holder auditions.

"Any idea what's on the TV?"