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Herman Mankiewicz

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Housekeeping?!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

Charlie Chaplin

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

It's academic

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

'Joan of Arc? Was she Noah's wife?'

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

"Miss, was Joan of Arc married to Noah?"

"Who's the actress that's married to the guy who was in that movie about cops with the actor who starred with the woman in that TV show about doctors?"

"You were never in The Birds..."

'And who are your chosen subjects?'

"You are David Richards. Your chosen topic tonight is dinner party conversation and your time starts now...How long did it take to get here and by what route?"

"They're called leftovers, not 'reruns'."

"Durn it all, Cooky! We's payin' you good money to remember which one is decaf!"

Trivia Pursuit

"Don't you know what happens to the naive blonde who goes into the dark cellar? Have you not read the script?"