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Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

Herman Mankiewicz

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Housekeeping?!"

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

Cary Grant

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

Charlie Chaplin

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

It's academic

Vannamania

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

Clark Gable

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

TV Zoo Trivia

'Joan of Arc? Was she Noah's wife?'

Clint Eastwood

"You were never in The Birds..."

"Says here that, since Coronation Street started, there have been 86 weddings and 124 deaths."

What can I get you? An explanation about why Disney can't do what we all want the to do … and have the folks who made Rogue One go back and remake the super-lame Star Wars prequel trilogy. Would you like the inaccurate explanation or the accurate one? Inaccurate would be lovely, please. It's too soon to remake "Phantom Menace." Plus it'd be confusing. Besides, the prequels were good enough. What're you talking about? It's been 18 years since "Phantom Menace." And movies get rebooted all the time

Michael Douglas

"Who's the actress that's married to the guy who was in that movie about cops with the actor who starred with the woman in that TV show about doctors?"

"Miss, was Joan of Arc married to Noah?"

'And who are your chosen subjects?'

"You are David Richards. Your chosen topic tonight is dinner party conversation and your time starts now...How long did it take to get here and by what route?"

"Durn it all, Cooky! We's payin' you good money to remember which one is decaf!"

"They're called leftovers, not 'reruns'."

"Don't you know what happens to the naive blonde who goes into the dark cellar? Have you not read the script?"