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Einstein discovers that the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, but the speed of Lite beer is only 65 MPH.

"Colin never bothered with a seatbelt. The pub quiz team never recovered."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

Historical memory is on life support.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Piracy on a boating lake

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Miss America IQ Pageant

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Funky Facts: Football.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"Useless information"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Men gossiping

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Senior Jeopardy!

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Dreams I have had...

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G