Trivia Guru Gifts

"Colin never bothered with a seatbelt. The pub quiz team never recovered."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Historical memory is on life support.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Piracy on a boating lake

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Miss America IQ Pageant

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Funky Facts: Football.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Men gossiping

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"Useless information"

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Senior Jeopardy!

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

Dreams I have had...