Trivia King T-Shirts

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Historical memory is on life support.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"Useless information"

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

Dreams I have had...

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

I love being right.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

The Month of July

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'I guess this marks the beginning of the prin-ting dynasty!'

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

Baldness Facts

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Pollsters: Mori, Gallup and Just Nosey.

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

"She can be outspoken."

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."