Trivia Expert T-Shirts

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Piracy on a boating lake

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Miss America IQ Pageant

Funky Facts: Football.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"Useless information"

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Dreams I have had...

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Quiz Night...

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin