Trivia T-Shirts

Pub quiz night. Man says 'Oh no, look who's in ..' Three Wise Men sit at adjacent table.

Sorry Mable, you know the rules, no mobile devices allowed on quiz nights.

INTELLIGENCE TESTING IS IN THE NEXT ROOM, 'Hi -- Where do I go to take the intelligence test?'

'I wish I had learned more trivia.'

Question and answer

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Information booth closed: The worst part was that no one could tell them why.

Google Magazine

Pub Quiz: 'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Pub Quiz: 'Question one. How many childish arguments are we going to have tonight?'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

QA

"We're running a bit short of time tonight, so let's skip the questions and go right to the answers."

'Your specialist subject...things that have happened in the last three seconds.'

"Dad, what's inertia?" "Sorry, too trivial. Go and ask your mother!"

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

You are no longer in jeopardy.

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"'No Brainers' for a thousand, Alex."

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

'No! The bully in Tom Brown's Schooldays was called 'Flashman' not 'Paxman'.'

Pop Quiz.

"You are David Richards. Your chosen topic tonight is dinner party conversation and your time starts now...How long did it take to get here and by what route?"

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

'No, I do not know who had a number one hit with Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep.'

Senior Jeopardy!

'Why is it when you're looking for something, you always find it in the last place you look?'

'If Rome wasn't built in a day, how long did it take?'

Question - 'What does 'DVD' stand for?' Reply - 'Dick Van Dyke.'

"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"

Noel Edmonds.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Fact-finding Tour Inside Joe's Head

A cat will toy with a mouse before the kill. "What's the capital of mali?"

'When on the stand, keep your answers short, to the point, and in the form of a question.'