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Look, Ernie, we're in the middle of today's crossword puzzle! Yeah! And over there they want 16 letters for "Alaskan Island Lens Makers. "I've got it! "Optical Aleutians"! And over there! 12 letters for a Jaded Cruise Ship Passenger.. "Man Over-Bored"! Up there! 7 letters for a No-Win, No-Lose situation.. "Dieting"! And 15 letters for a "White Lie". Simple.. A "Bleach of Promise"! I Love these things...they're so easy!

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Piracy on a boating lake

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Miss America IQ Pageant

Funky Facts: Football.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"Useless information"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Dreams I have had...

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

Quiz Night...

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'