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"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Piracy on a boating lake

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Funky Facts: Football.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Miss America IQ Pageant

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

"Useless information"

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Senior Jeopardy!

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

Dreams I have had...

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Quiz Night...

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

Corporate Greed.

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin