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"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Piracy on a boating lake

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Miss America IQ Pageant

Funky Facts: Football.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"Useless information"

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Dreams I have had...

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Quiz Night...

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

All-Purpose Obamatoon

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

Corporate Greed.

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'