Trivia Authority T-Shirts

Do you realise you're talking to the man with the biggest office, the longest desk and the plushiest carpet?

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Historical memory is on life support.

Piracy on a boating lake

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Funky Facts: Football.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Miss America IQ Pageant

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Useless information"

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

Dreams I have had...

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Switch on brain

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Quiz Night...

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""