Trivia Expert Mugs

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Piracy on a boating lake

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Funky Facts: Football.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Miss America IQ Pageant

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"Useless information"

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Dreams I have had...

Quiz Night...

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

Trivia/Great Literature.

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'