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Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Happy.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

Ego Increasing School

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'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

"She's in her happy place again."

'I've given up on looking for the bluebird of happiness. . . I'd settle for the chicken of contentment!'

"I thought that I knew everybody in town."

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

"Sorry mate - I can't come to the pub after the match because I've got to embarrass myself filming an advert for moisturiser."

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

'What do you think it tastes like?'

"They said marriage licenses are in room 11."

'I was groped, rolled and cursed at by a bunch of losers. How was your day?'

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

'You don't see banks with the name 'Trust' any more.'

The Pursuit of Happiness

"I don't trust my stockbroker. He's married a travel agent."

Woman on a pedestal who married the trusting type.

"Get a dog."

You need to embrace joy, Al. Please tell me "Joy" is the name of your new receptionist!

Following his therapist's advice, Fred decides to bring something more exotic into his sex life.

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

'Before the group hug, I had a Rolex here!'

"If you trust me how come you don't say so in your diary?"

The secret of life, the secret of happiness and Golf tips.

'How do I learn to deal with trust issues when you won't even let me on the couch?'

"The way I see it, Wendy, you only go around once."