Trigger Happy Explorer Gifts

Dead ducks

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Happy.

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

Ego Increasing School

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

"She's in her happy place again."

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

"I thought that I knew everybody in town."

"Sorry mate - I can't come to the pub after the match because I've got to embarrass myself filming an advert for moisturiser."

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

'What do you think it tastes like?'

'I was groped, rolled and cursed at by a bunch of losers. How was your day?'

"They said marriage licenses are in room 11."

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

'You don't see banks with the name 'Trust' any more.'

The Pursuit of Happiness

Woman on a pedestal who married the trusting type.

"Get a dog."

Following his therapist's advice, Fred decides to bring something more exotic into his sex life.

"I don't trust my stockbroker. He's married a travel agent."

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"If you trust me how come you don't say so in your diary?"

The secret of life, the secret of happiness and Golf tips.

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"The way I see it, Wendy, you only go around once."

'How do I learn to deal with trust issues when you won't even let me on the couch?'