Trig Geek Gifts

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

The DaVinci Code

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

If nobody had invented graphics

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Elfie Stick

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Early cyborg.

Eldrow

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

The Modern Novel.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Connected to Technology.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

Big screen TV falling through floor

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Two Generations of Readers

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"