Trig Troublemaker Gifts

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Careful! He knows computers."

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"No, not that button!"

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'