Troublemaker-in-rehab Gifts

Man calling Stop smoking help line

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

"Blackmail has given me a confidence I've never felt before."

'Dad, before I tell you what happened, how much does a piece of glass nine feet by twelve feet cost?'

Bar: 'Don't bring your troubles in here...we don't want to hear about it!'

"The next time you teach Rex to fetch the paper, make sure it's just our paper!"

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Looking for trouble - Can of worms with a can opener next to it.

'I had to get a new imaginary friend. The last one was getting me into too much trouble.'

"I told you not to write in that wet cement!"

"I'm up to my neck in trouble, aren't I?"

J G Farrell

"...and this is where the teachers go to get away from me!"

Tainted occupations recommended for school bully.

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

Boy throwing mud over a coachman's heels

"I don't jump on the countertops to annoy you. That's just a nice bonus."

Stupid Excuse